Well, fuck.

[behind_the_scar]

Comments

[tied_in_notts]

You're going to lie down? That's not very heroic of you, when there are Weasleys to rescue, half-drowned kittens to nurse back to health and princesses to ravish. What are you thinking?

[behind_the_scar]

Nott, leave me the fuck alone. I'm... I'm trying to be...

I don't need to explain myself to you. Just shut it.

[snarky_parky]

Don't.

[behind_the_scar]

Don't tell me what to do. He deserved what he got!

And you... you deserve more for what you've said!

[snarky_parky]

Calm down, Holy World Saviour, calm down. I want Weasley to die - what's wrong with that? At least I'm honest.

[behind_the_scar]

Please don't say that while anywhere near me, especially while all this shit is going on, alright??

And don't get me started on what's WRONG WITH THAT.

[snarky_parky]

I'll say what I want!

[behind_the_scar]

AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!

[snarky_parky]

Fancy some pumpkin pasties?

[behind_the_scar]

ARE YOU MAD?!

[snarky_parky]

Of course not.

I've had lots of food owled to me over the past few days as sort of pre-engagement presents, and I don't want any of it.

So do you want any?

[behind_the_scar]

....su-

I mean, NO!!

[snarky_parky]

Should I owl it, or do you want to come and get it, and we can talk about bee-squishing and other un-Weasley-related things?

[behind_the_scar]

I think that if I saw you right now, I'd hex you, so based on that information, how about you decide, hmm?

Besides, I clearly just said NO.

[snarky_parky]

You want the pasties and we both know it. Besides, you should be HAPPY for me being in a good mood!

[behind_the_scar]

Actually, I'm pissed off at you.

Do not.