WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[behind_the_scar]

OH. MY. GAWD. I AM A GIRL.

WHERE IS MY PENIS??? I MISS MY PENIS!!!!

I'D GLADLY TRADE IT FOR ALL THIS BLEEDING - I THINK I'M DYING.

I HATE EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JUST... PENIS! GONE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

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[keeperking]

HA.... HARRY!?!?!?!?

WHY, GOD WHY!!!!!!!

[behind_the_scar]

... I don't know why? :(

Because everyone (including my boyfriend) is insane and cruel?

... wait. Does this make me straight?

[serpent_sexgod]

...

Does this make me straight, too?

[behind_the_scar]

No... just means you like... me. Still.

... right?

[serpent_sexgod]

Er...

Right.

[behind_the_scar]

... I mean... you still like me, even though I'm... lacking certain equipment, right?

[serpent_sexgod]

Of course! Always.

[behind_the_scar]

You're sure?

[serpent_sexgod]

Mm-hmm. Certain.

[behind_the_scar]

... I have long hair now.

[serpent_sexgod]

The more to play with. ;)

[behind_the_scar]

That's what I was thinking...

It'd make up for your lack of... hahaha...

[serpent_sexgod]

...For my lack of what?

[behind_the_scar]

Hair, silly.

[serpent_sexgod]

Very funny. :P