WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[behind_the_scar]

OH. MY. GAWD. I AM A GIRL.

WHERE IS MY PENIS??? I MISS MY PENIS!!!!

I'D GLADLY TRADE IT FOR ALL THIS BLEEDING - I THINK I'M DYING.

I HATE EVERYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

JUST... PENIS! GONE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???

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[serpent_sexgod]

You're not dying, Harry.

[behind_the_scar]

AM TOO! OH GO OH GOD OH GOD...!

IT WON'T STOP, AND IT'S GETTING NASTY AND IT'S SMELLY AND IT'S... I DON'T LIKE LOOKING DOWN THERE, BUT IT'S NOT PRETTY!!!!

... AND MY CHEST IS PUFFY!!! OH GOD!

[serpent_sexgod]

YOU ARE NOT! CALM DOWN!

[behind_the_scar]

nooooooooo!!! :((

I can't....!

[serpent_sexgod]

You'll be fine.

[behind_the_scar]

SO SAYS YOU! YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING FROM THIS HORRIBLE DISEASE!!

GIRL-ITIS OR SOMETHING!!

[serpent_sexgod]

Interesting name.

[behind_the_scar]

... WILL PEOPLE CALL ME HARRIET, NOW? :((

[serpent_sexgod]

...

Better not.

[behind_the_scar]

FINALLY. WE AGREE.

[serpent_sexgod]

That's good.

[behind_the_scar]

I STILL SAY, "FUCK YOU", THOUGH.

[serpent_sexgod]

You'll get over it. I hope.

[behind_the_scar]

YOU WISH, MY LITTLE "SHINING JEWEL".

>:|

[serpent_sexgod]

...

[behind_the_scar]

AND THIS TIME, I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIRLESS HEAD.