02. After finding Mayfield blanketed in toilet paper and coated in eggs.

[beheadofworship]

What a meaningless disruption of order...

Whoever did that to the town should be ashamed of themselves.

Comments

[properwhitemage]

I agree, Mr. Law! It's absolutely disgraceful.

[beheadofworship]

I don't even know what to do with a mess like this...

[wizardoftheweek]

And yet they likely aren't.

[beheadofworship]

[Oh hasn't he seen you before, briefly? Justin wonders absently if this girl lives around here.]

You are right of course... Many people despise Mayfield, perhaps they simple-mindedly thought they would be 'getting back' at it. But if it was the town itself, it didn't live up to its hype at all!

[wizardoftheweek]

There's little point in fussing over the matter.

[beheadofworship]

I suppose you're right. I've already made my statement on the matter.

[shrunkensaiyan]

Hm? The house is covered in eggs and stuff... I wonder if I can still eat them if they're on the house?

Should I just assume they already met, since it's been a week since his intro? Or he can doubletake.

[beheadofworship]

I wouldn't. They're all mixed with the dirt and the paint on the sides, not to mention that they're raw. You have to cook an egg in case it has salmonella, and you couldn't cook these without burning down the house in the process...

Well, Goku is Goku. He has a tendency of abandoning his family for periods of time... XD

[shrunkensaiyan]

Salmonella? What's that?

Got it!

[beheadofworship]

It's a bacteria that some chickens carry and can make a person sick.

[He pauses. Isn't this that kid in the photos? He hasn't been around the house, so Justin's a little confused at seeing him now.]

Say... do you live here?

Time to play catch-up!

[ilmeganekko]

Well, at least it was something pretty harmless. I was expecting the worst this weekend.

[beheadofworship]

I think we all were. This is just annoying.

[ilmeganekko]

True. Funny though.

[beheadofworship]

I suppose it's funny if you consider it a relief...