07. Evangelism

[beheadofworship]

Ohhh, people of Mayfield! Please lend your ears, As I, your Justin, will convey the Lord's message to all of you!

O children!  Accept not the judgment of the false idol, Santa Claus!

Naughty or nice, his shallow bribery will not save thee from thy weakness....it can only be eased by faith in great God.

So this Christmas, accept madness into

Comments

[bbsatbyrobots]

Why would you want to kill Santa?

[insane_beats]

He distracts people from choosing insanity.

That is a very bad thing to do.

[bbsatbyrobots]

But insanity is a bad thing!

[insane_beats]

Why is that?

[bbsatbyrobots]

Because it makes people do bad things.

[insane_beats]

Oh, you only think that because you're not insane.

It's the best, miss.

[bbsatbyrobots]

And I'm really quite happy this way.

Being insane...I don't think it would be 'the best.' Not at all.

[insane_beats]

It certainly is.

We must all be blessed by the Kishin-sama.

[bbsatbyrobots]

...I think all that insanity must have...have gone to your head.

[insane_beats]

....

[bbsatbyrobots]

[...and yet she's still worried about him.]

Maybe you should go see a counselor. It...might help...

[insane_beats]

I don't need help. You do.

[bbsatbyrobots]

What makes you say that?

[insane_beats]

What indeed?

[bbsatbyrobots]

You aren't making much sense, you realize.

[insane_beats]

[Just hangs up.]