07. Evangelism

[beheadofworship]

Ohhh, people of Mayfield! Please lend your ears, As I, your Justin, will convey the Lord's message to all of you!

O children!  Accept not the judgment of the false idol, Santa Claus!

Naughty or nice, his shallow bribery will not save thee from thy weakness....it can only be eased by faith in great God.

So this Christmas, accept madness into

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[bornwithskison]

...Sometimes I'm beginning to wonder if I'm the only sane one left in this stupid town.

[insane_beats]

Ahhh, Norway. Is it lonely? But it doesn't have to be that way.

[bornwithskison]

Only sometimes. I have moments where I feel like I've gone mad, just like everyone else in this town.

I think I'd rather stay sane.

[insane_beats]

That is only your hesitation. You are afraid, aren't you?

Very good. It's the first step.

[bornwithskison]

I've stayed sane for ten years, I can do it for another ten.

[insane_beats]

I can't imagine why you would.

[bornwithskison]

Someone has to.

Why would 'God' want us to go mad, anyways? It sounds like a load of troll droppings to me.

[insane_beats]

No, they don't.

It's not your place to question God.

[bornwithskison]

Well I'm doing it anyways.

If that's the kind of God he is, I'll go back to my old ones. They were more fun, anyways.

[insane_beats]

Your old Gods are dead, Norway.

[bornwithskison]

Ragnarök happens.

[insane_beats]

So who will you turn to? You'll have nothing.

[bornwithskison]

Then I turn to the Trolls.

[insane_beats]

Funny, I don't remember seeing any trolls in these parts.

[bornwithskison]

You just can't see them.

[He hasn't seen them for ten years himself, but who knows? Maybe someday he'll be lucky.]

[insane_beats]

Why wouldn't I be able to see them?

I can see everything else you people think are invisible.

They're not here. It's just as I said. Nothing.