How do you measure, measure a year?
Welcome to the journal of Brandon. It's not very flashy, and it's not very glamorous, but it does have one thing yours doesn't.
Look at my picture.
That's right, my journal comes prepackaged with the latest in jaredwear, imported from jaredville, usa, polulation jared. Now its zero, since i had him imported, but it still works. Yes, my journal is dedicated to Jared, my inspiration for everything I do, the wind beneaths my wings, Jared lifts me up where I belong. Oh yes. My journal has his ringing endorsement, and yours doesn't. Suck on that. Jared is so much greater than anyone else will ever be my feeble mind can't even comprehend it, for it is only average when compared to Jared's astounding above average intellect.
Chances are that when I next update, my tone will change dramatically, and I will have engaged in the criminal enterprise of kidnapping and holding a pretty girl for ransom. This is really more of a test thing than anything else, just making sure the journal, also known as my homage to Jared, my muse, is working properly. In honor of Jared, I've composed this short lyrical poem -
Jared
Oh Jared
How amazing the Jared
Who can be Jared
Always Jared
Jared
I'd love to continue updating, but I miss Jared. Toodles.
Look at my picture.
That's right, my journal comes prepackaged with the latest in jaredwear, imported from jaredville, usa, polulation jared. Now its zero, since i had him imported, but it still works. Yes, my journal is dedicated to Jared, my inspiration for everything I do, the wind beneaths my wings, Jared lifts me up where I belong. Oh yes. My journal has his ringing endorsement, and yours doesn't. Suck on that. Jared is so much greater than anyone else will ever be my feeble mind can't even comprehend it, for it is only average when compared to Jared's astounding above average intellect.
Chances are that when I next update, my tone will change dramatically, and I will have engaged in the criminal enterprise of kidnapping and holding a pretty girl for ransom. This is really more of a test thing than anything else, just making sure the journal, also known as my homage to Jared, my muse, is working properly. In honor of Jared, I've composed this short lyrical poem -
Jared
Oh Jared
How amazing the Jared
Who can be Jared
Always Jared
Jared
I'd love to continue updating, but I miss Jared. Toodles.