Dear sirs and/or mams
A short story.
A few months ago, My Bitch, my beloved first HP computer became demon possessed. She would freeze up for fun at the oddest of times, and to scare the living sh*t out of us, started turning herself ON in the middle of the night while making evil grinding and groaning noises. She would also refuse to be shut off in any other fashion than being unplugged at the power source.
Unfortunately she did not survive the exorcism.
Enter new computer. I believe she has been christened Aphrodite. Well, Aphrodite is trying to die.
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr**grind*
*freeze*
Aphrodite does not know the meaning of CTRL ALT DEL.
So, if you don't hear from me for a bit (which you haven't already ) it may be because I am waiting for Aphrodite to receive her new brain, heart, and courage....by mail.
A few months ago, My Bitch, my beloved first HP computer became demon possessed. She would freeze up for fun at the oddest of times, and to scare the living sh*t out of us, started turning herself ON in the middle of the night while making evil grinding and groaning noises. She would also refuse to be shut off in any other fashion than being unplugged at the power source.
Unfortunately she did not survive the exorcism.
Enter new computer. I believe she has been christened Aphrodite. Well, Aphrodite is trying to die.
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr*
*click* *whirrrrrrrrr**grind*
*freeze*
Aphrodite does not know the meaning of CTRL ALT DEL.
So, if you don't hear from me for a bit (which you haven't already ) it may be because I am waiting for Aphrodite to receive her new brain, heart, and courage....by mail.