Ah Family
My mom's coming up for the weekend. She's staying at my brother's house tonight...and my apartment tomorrow. I love that this is how the conversation goes between my brother and I before she gets here.
Me: I don't think I'm going to clean my room as I planned.
Broseph: I have to. I still have to mom!proof it.
Me: Eh. She already figures I'm going to hell.
Broseph: Haha. Sucks to be you.
Me: Don't forget to move the condoms. If I found them with my bare minimum snooping she'll definitely find them with the Mom!search.
Broseph: ...
Me: :D
Me: I don't think I'm going to clean my room as I planned.
Broseph: I have to. I still have to mom!proof it.
Me: Eh. She already figures I'm going to hell.
Broseph: Haha. Sucks to be you.
Me: Don't forget to move the condoms. If I found them with my bare minimum snooping she'll definitely find them with the Mom!search.
Broseph: ...
Me: :D