Master Fic ListTITLE: Stop Negotiation
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: barely 100
CHARACTERS: Shawn/Carlton
WARNINGS: Mild sexual language.
SUMMARY: For
psychflashfic's Challenge #28: Road Trip. Lassiter drives; Shawn wants to make a pit stop.
AO3 Link Disclaimer: I'm not even sure I want to claim this drabble as my own...
Author's Note: I've always kinda wanted to write a Shawn/Lassiter fic that was entirely dialogue. This isn't quite what I envisioned...but it's a start...
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"Ooh!”
“We’re not stopping, Spencer.”
“But...”
“No. We’re already an hour behind schedule thanks to your last stop.”
“Those fried Snickers bars were so worth it. Now we just need the best iced tea in a hundred miles to wash them down!”
“...”
“Oh c’mon, Lassie. You’ll make Bette Davis cry.”
“It was Bette Dee’s and we’re not stopping.”
“...”
“...”
“I’ll totally buy.”
“You told me at the last stop you forgot your wallet.”
“Oh. Right.”
“...”
“...”
“I’ll give you a blowjob in the restroom.”
“I’d have to arrest you if you tried.”
“...”
“...”
“I guess roadhead’s out of the question then, huh?”
“...”
“Whoa, Carly. Glare at the road or something.”
/end