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[befuddledmage]

HEY! STRIPES! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, IT'S TIME FOR A PRUNING.

Or are you going to let me become all non-symmetrical? >D

Comments

[thelostseraph]

Talking shrubbery.

The sanity of this island is at an all time low, I see.

[befuddledmage]

Better a talking shrubbery than a talking winged... blond... person thingy.

[thelostseraph]

. . . At least I possess vocal cords.

[befuddledmage]

Overrated! Hasn't stopped me.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Obviously he didn't quite understand what I meant by trimming you down.

[befuddledmage]

Oy! Boss! When are you going to give me my pay! You owe me some awesome fertilizer after all the advertisement I've been doing on your behalf.

[hailbeautyqueen]

What the Hell kind of advertisement could a bush rooted to the ground do?

Plus, you've been scaring away half the customers!

[befuddledmage]

Only the stupid, smelly ones!

[ossesso]

It's Death the Kid, I informed you of this last time.

[befuddledmage]

Yeah yeah yeah, you and your freakish half-white head can do less talking and more clipping. Make sure my true majesty can be unveiled before all!

[ossesso]

Don't mention the hair.

This time will be even more perfect than the last.

[befuddledmage]

LAY IT ON ME!