best fucking night of my life
OKAY, so once I saw Melissa Etheridge front row. My night was 10x better than that.
We went to the 90's (everybody) to see the drag show. First off, they had an amatuer who was HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. Monica West was on stage 4 FOUR 4 FOUR 4 times. I just about jizzed. Okay, so her last song was I'm still Standing as sung by Martha Wash which is Hillary and My's song. I went up to tip her and at this point I was the only one who was at the stage to tip her. I started dancing DANCING DANCING and Monica West came up to the end of the stage and SMILED BIG at me and started dancing while watching me and then pointed to me and they put the spotlight on mE. Monica kept dancing and pointing at me and I reached up to give her my tip and she didn't take it. Spotlight was still on me and Monica started tipping me....WHAT?!?!?! I kept trying to deny but she kept handing me money. As other people tipped her she just handed it to me. Then after the end of the song she kissed me (for the third time that night only on my lips) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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the night does not end there. I went up to tip Nina DeAngelo and all of us 'tippers' at the bottom of the stage we clapping and dancing. Little did I know MONICA WEST WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. OOOOOOOOUCH! She said to me "there's my beutiful woman. Thanks for dancing with me and then we started dancing and clapping together. I first did a double take and then we hugged. I MEAN WE HUGGED...LIKE REALLY TIGHT FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS. Because she knew Nina, Nina waited to take the tip from Monica and I was next to her so it was just the two of us. As Monica walked away she slapped my ass. AHHH! WHAT?!?!?!
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the night does not end there. After the show there was Fishbowl where audience members come up to dance. Karly MADE me go up there. I finally did and started dancing at the end of the stage with a bunch of other people. I was breaking it down like never before. Behind me was the HOT NEW AMATUER and I didn't even know about it. I danced with here later.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT....
so I'm dancing right...taking tips from people and stuff....and up comes this BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN. He starts handing me money but I don't really look at hime because I'm dancing and I kiss him on the neck and he looks at me and says...Hey baby, Monica West here. I almost fell to my knees. I danced for him as he gave me ALL his tips from the night...like $50. I could care less about the money. MONICA WEST WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I'D EVER SEEN AND HE (at this point a he, no longer a she) WAS WATCHING ME DANCE. I kept kissing him over and over again after every dollar and he looks at me and smiles and says..."baby, you just keep dancing" so I do and afterwards he gives me a kiss and walks away. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
afterwards the stop and walk over to me (the drag queens that were still on stage) and say something like..."whew...you were really shaking your thang, I really liked that when you got all down on the stage and leaned back...what's your name."
"kate" i squeaked.
as we walked out gay men were all like "girl you were fabulous"
Whatever, my night was all about Monica West.
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I AM IN LOVE.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A DRAG QUEEN.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A MAN.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A WOMAN.
I AM NOT SURE WHAT ELSE IN MY LIFE CAN TOP TONIGHT.
(the 90's is my new favorite place)
We went to the 90's (everybody) to see the drag show. First off, they had an amatuer who was HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. Monica West was on stage 4 FOUR 4 FOUR 4 times. I just about jizzed. Okay, so her last song was I'm still Standing as sung by Martha Wash which is Hillary and My's song. I went up to tip her and at this point I was the only one who was at the stage to tip her. I started dancing DANCING DANCING and Monica West came up to the end of the stage and SMILED BIG at me and started dancing while watching me and then pointed to me and they put the spotlight on mE. Monica kept dancing and pointing at me and I reached up to give her my tip and she didn't take it. Spotlight was still on me and Monica started tipping me....WHAT?!?!?! I kept trying to deny but she kept handing me money. As other people tipped her she just handed it to me. Then after the end of the song she kissed me (for the third time that night only on my lips) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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the night does not end there. I went up to tip Nina DeAngelo and all of us 'tippers' at the bottom of the stage we clapping and dancing. Little did I know MONICA WEST WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME. OOOOOOOOUCH! She said to me "there's my beutiful woman. Thanks for dancing with me and then we started dancing and clapping together. I first did a double take and then we hugged. I MEAN WE HUGGED...LIKE REALLY TIGHT FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS. Because she knew Nina, Nina waited to take the tip from Monica and I was next to her so it was just the two of us. As Monica walked away she slapped my ass. AHHH! WHAT?!?!?!
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the night does not end there. After the show there was Fishbowl where audience members come up to dance. Karly MADE me go up there. I finally did and started dancing at the end of the stage with a bunch of other people. I was breaking it down like never before. Behind me was the HOT NEW AMATUER and I didn't even know about it. I danced with here later.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT....
so I'm dancing right...taking tips from people and stuff....and up comes this BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN. He starts handing me money but I don't really look at hime because I'm dancing and I kiss him on the neck and he looks at me and says...Hey baby, Monica West here. I almost fell to my knees. I danced for him as he gave me ALL his tips from the night...like $50. I could care less about the money. MONICA WEST WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN I'D EVER SEEN AND HE (at this point a he, no longer a she) WAS WATCHING ME DANCE. I kept kissing him over and over again after every dollar and he looks at me and smiles and says..."baby, you just keep dancing" so I do and afterwards he gives me a kiss and walks away. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
afterwards the stop and walk over to me (the drag queens that were still on stage) and say something like..."whew...you were really shaking your thang, I really liked that when you got all down on the stage and leaned back...what's your name."
"kate" i squeaked.
as we walked out gay men were all like "girl you were fabulous"
Whatever, my night was all about Monica West.
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I AM IN LOVE.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A DRAG QUEEN.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A MAN.
I AM IN LOVE WITH MONICA WEST AS A WOMAN.
I AM NOT SURE WHAT ELSE IN MY LIFE CAN TOP TONIGHT.
(the 90's is my new favorite place)