Discussion Post: Nerd in Shining Armor

[dudski]

WHAT A BOOK, YOU GUYS. I know how antsy you have all been to get some SERIOUS DISCUSSION underway. I bet Oprah was mad when Kelly Ripa picked this for her book club because IT IS SO GOOD that surely Oprah wanted to feature it, but Kelly had to go and steal her thunder. Tragic

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[dudski]

WIKIPEDIA SAYS SHE HAS WRITTEN OVER SEVENTY BOOKS. I CAN'T EVEN, WHAT THE HELL?

And the glasses, for real, WHO EVEN CARES? YOU ARE ON A BEACH. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO SEE?

[dudski]

She had contacts and one of them fell out in the crash, he had a pair of glasses that they took turns wearing because they had the same prescription. VERY IMPORTANT PLOT DETAILS OBVIOUSLY!!!

[dudski]

YOU WIN:

As she put in her contacts, she wondered if Nick knew that she wore them. She thought about tucking a pair of glasses into the suitcase, then decided against it. Glasses made her look like too much of a nerd. She ought to be able to make it from the bed to the bathroom in the morning without bumping into anything.

THE SYMBOLISM IS V. IMPORTANT, AS IT WAS ONLY WITH JACKSON'S HELP THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO TRULY SEE.