· 3rd advice ☯ of greed ·
[Voice]
If there could ever be a way to get this godforsaken artifact to COOPERA--- Ah! There, there... [A cough. Then Chang Ang's voice assumes its formal, diplomatic tone.]
Greetings, citizenship. My name is-- Augh!! [A buzz, followed by a yelp of pain, then quiet grunts of protest. Advisers don't curse.] ...Goodness, my apologies. I am Lord Chang Ang of the Imperial court of Fa---ARGH!! [Another buzz, then static.]
In the name of--! ...Very well, then... [A deep breath. Chang Ang continues undeterred, endless patience in his voice.] Lord Chang Ang, Imperial Adviser of Fahren.
[A pause. No incidents? He shall continue.] I'm addressing this 'Network' at large to express my heartfelt gratitude for all the care and deference you may have shown Fahren's Princess while she 'Trick or Treated' -- such is the term -- during this Hallowed Ween celebraaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[A thud. Followed by a loud blow, then soft whimpering fading into a shaky sigh.] ...I apologize again. There seems to be some means of curse affect--- ...for all that is good and sacre---
[And the recording ends with a dry, deafening knock.]
[End Voice]
If there could ever be a way to get this godforsaken artifact to COOPERA--- Ah! There, there... [A cough. Then Chang Ang's voice assumes its formal, diplomatic tone.]
Greetings, citizenship. My name is-- Augh!! [A buzz, followed by a yelp of pain, then quiet grunts of protest. Advisers don't curse.] ...Goodness, my apologies. I am Lord Chang Ang of the Imperial court of Fa---ARGH!! [Another buzz, then static.]
In the name of--! ...Very well, then... [A deep breath. Chang Ang continues undeterred, endless patience in his voice.] Lord Chang Ang, Imperial Adviser of Fahren.
[A pause. No incidents? He shall continue.] I'm addressing this 'Network' at large to express my heartfelt gratitude for all the care and deference you may have shown Fahren's Princess while she 'Trick or Treated' -- such is the term -- during this Hallowed Ween celebraaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
[A thud. Followed by a loud blow, then soft whimpering fading into a shaky sigh.] ...I apologize again. There seems to be some means of curse affect--- ...for all that is good and sacre---
[And the recording ends with a dry, deafening knock.]
[End Voice]