RIP
Dear Right Nipple Piercing,
I'm sorry that you made friends with Mr. Bra. I should have told you that running with the wrong crowd is bad for you, but you didn't listen. And, by the time you'd snagged with him for the last time, it was too late, and you needed to come out.
I really hate the idea of having to re-pierce you in three months. You hurt like hell going in, and you were a little bitch ever since.
Oh well. You didn't heal after a year, because you were too busy migrating. It's your own damn fault. I'll be sure to properly shield the new piercing from evil Mr. Bra in the future.
I'm sorry that you made friends with Mr. Bra. I should have told you that running with the wrong crowd is bad for you, but you didn't listen. And, by the time you'd snagged with him for the last time, it was too late, and you needed to come out.
I really hate the idea of having to re-pierce you in three months. You hurt like hell going in, and you were a little bitch ever since.
Oh well. You didn't heal after a year, because you were too busy migrating. It's your own damn fault. I'll be sure to properly shield the new piercing from evil Mr. Bra in the future.