I saw the plot bunny post...
...And I just had to jump in with my own.
I blame Devilish Kurumi because it's also been stewing in my head, along with the carwash autobot circle jerk fic.
Right, we have Devilish's lovely stripperbot Bee. And we all know that if Bee was squishable we'd squish him and love him and hug him and adore him. Un fortunetly he's like...sixteen feet tall and not very huggable or squishable for humans.
What if he's huggable and squishable as Autobots reckon it? Cute and nice and the perfect thing to interface with, and he's handy in a battle.
So my crack thought was this: what if Bumblebee is the plesurebot of the group? Kind of like a camp follower in the old days, but a full fledged member of the army, fully capable of blowing slag, Decepticons, and you if you get too pushy, up.
So not only was he gone for who knows how long on a mission, which was fine, it was a mission, but now?! Now he's with that human boy Optimus! How are supposed to get our sweet honeybot loving?
And what if he's also considered...on duty?
Mainly an excuse for Bumblebee/AllAutobots slash alongside Bee/Sam.
errr....STOP STARING AT ME! >__<;
I blame Devilish Kurumi because it's also been stewing in my head, along with the carwash autobot circle jerk fic.
Right, we have Devilish's lovely stripperbot Bee. And we all know that if Bee was squishable we'd squish him and love him and hug him and adore him. Un fortunetly he's like...sixteen feet tall and not very huggable or squishable for humans.
What if he's huggable and squishable as Autobots reckon it? Cute and nice and the perfect thing to interface with, and he's handy in a battle.
So my crack thought was this: what if Bumblebee is the plesurebot of the group? Kind of like a camp follower in the old days, but a full fledged member of the army, fully capable of blowing slag, Decepticons, and you if you get too pushy, up.
So not only was he gone for who knows how long on a mission, which was fine, it was a mission, but now?! Now he's with that human boy Optimus! How are supposed to get our sweet honeybot loving?
And what if he's also considered...on duty?
Mainly an excuse for Bumblebee/AllAutobots slash alongside Bee/Sam.
errr....STOP STARING AT ME! >__<;