no one wants to hear

[bees4breakfast]

two of my cousins, who are brother and sister, have recently had babies -- one by adoption, and one by natural birth. my dream last night merged these two situations into one. in my dream, the male cousin and his still-pregnant wife had four multiracial adopted young children (the oldest was five), brangelina-style. while i was visiting them, they were acting really shady, and i discovered that the reason for their shady-acting was because they were afraid i was going to discover their secret project: making remakes of classic hollywood films, starring their adopted young children. it sounds cute at first mention, but the remakes were 100% true to the originals, which means that when there was cigarette-smoking in the originals, the kids smoked real cigarettes; when there was nudity in the originals, the kids were nude; when there was sex in the originals, however softcore, the kids played out the sex. this project was catering to an extremely specific and fairly unusual fetish market, but was clearly very profitable, because their sets and filming equipment were quite high-end.

i pointed out to my cousin and his wife that they were breaking tons of laws (kids smoking, kids nude on film, etc), and they started trying to kill me. mainly his wife was coming after me. i hit her in the head three times with a cast-iron frying pan, knocking her unconscious and maybe killing her, and started running. then the dream changed into a different dream.

ANYWAY the POINT of all this is that i think i might start making remakes of classic hollywood films starring adopted young multiracial children