I could look after your children. I mean, lets face it, they are not going to want to chill with crazy old grandma mimi, or weird OCD, cold blooded, cat lady aunt danielle. By the time and stage you have them i will probably not be such an amusing train wreck. Well, that is the hope anyway. Also, I have been entrusted with looking after a small child before- true story. I changed nappies, i fed him, put him to bed, took him out for playtime, WITH SNACKS!!!! I even remembered to bring snacks! I always sit with him and read him books I bought him, mostly because I dont want him to be as inherently stupid as both his parents are. Sometimes I am responsible! I swear!
which small child have you looked after? i don't think i've ever dealt with "nappies" at all. by the way, i will never call them nappies. ugh, what a dumb word! but yes, yes, you will chill with the chilluns. you shall have them whenever you want them.
Xander, Kathryns siter Kellys child. So doomed to be stupid and a bogan. The mother is basically a belligerent idiot who truly believes she knows it ALL and the father is a mutiple drug addled schizophrenic (im going to assume i spelt that wrong). They are not together and there is the constant threat of court over who should have custody of the baby. I just want him to grow up and talk properly and not be entirely useless like his parents.
Sorry but I find all this disturbing, Alex we have an aggreement bound in Glen Fiddoch on your wedding night! No Bairns for the (my) first 1/2 century! remember? I concur see as much of the world that you can afford to while you can, leave the children till 29 - 30 something! Re: Oma (goad!) Mimi she'll be good for overnight stays during the nappy period but pre-school to pre-teens she should be shunned. Siblings can be cruel, Danielle will be okay, I think she likes children (boiled or fried?) Nappies Vs Diapers!!? Grand dad & Stepgran may spend a bit of time at sea, but will furnish nurishing meals, comfortable beds and the odd Punk Rock lullaby when most needed! From experience never look a gift horse in the mouth, (too hard) when it comes to baby sitting.
don't worry, i doubt we'll break our agreement... how long do we have, anyway? about four years, innit? each month that passes, i feel a little bit less keen to have children, as "the future" approaches... i bet you've got three years at least to come to terms with the idea before i start trying to get pregnant. kirstie is furious as i write this, she wants breeding right away. but we have a lot to do before we're ready to nest. for starters, we've got to actually make the nest.
By the time and stage you have them i will probably not be such an amusing train wreck. Well, that is the hope anyway. Also, I have been entrusted with looking after a small child before- true story. I changed nappies, i fed him, put him to bed, took him out for playtime, WITH SNACKS!!!! I even remembered to bring snacks! I always sit with him and read him books I bought him, mostly because I dont want him to be as inherently stupid as both his parents are. Sometimes I am responsible! I swear!
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I just want him to grow up and talk properly and not be entirely useless like his parents.
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I concur see as much of the world that you can afford to while you can, leave the children till 29 - 30 something!
Re: Oma (goad!) Mimi she'll be good for overnight stays during the nappy period but pre-school to pre-teens she should be shunned.
Siblings can be cruel, Danielle will be okay, I think she likes children (boiled or fried?)
Nappies Vs Diapers!!?
Grand dad & Stepgran may spend a bit of time at sea, but will furnish nurishing meals, comfortable beds and the odd Punk Rock lullaby when most needed!
From experience never look a gift horse in the mouth, (too hard) when it comes to baby sitting.
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