♔ ｅｎ┊ ❝the most bad-ass mother dudes in all of scandanavia❞

[beermark]

( after being unable to find his mobile- or, in fact, his clothes- anywhere in the bedroom he woke up in, denmark stumbles out in search of a phone. there is a note on the fridge that says Out doing the shopping! I'll be back soon darling! XOXOXO, and denmark gets distracted by it. geez, it's nice that whoever-he-picked-up isn't kicking him out of

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[gezellighe]

Aren't you in for a surprise.

[beermark]

Hej- What are ya doing at Nor's house?

[gezellighe]

I'm not, Den. Can't call Norwegen from here.

[beermark]

Did ya steal his phone? ( and that's why he can't call? )

[gezellighe]

Get some sense in your head, I wouldn't have. I'm not at home, and you're not either.

[beermark]

Well, I know I'm not, there's no way I'd have furniture this shitty.

[gezellighe]

You're not even in Europe.

[beermark]

We have better tastes there!

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[It's always furniture with you. . .]

Denemarken.

[He only says that when he wants your attention, Dane.]

[beermark]

What? ( weird to hear his full name like that… )

[gezellighe]

We can't go home. We're stuck here; trapped.

[beermark]

That violates NATO and probably also the EU and UN.

[gezellighe]

None of that matters here.

[beermark]

Of course it does! Even America's in the UN and NATO!