i'm brining it back in 2006!
this is pretty much for mel... ZACK MORRIS PHONE, YEAH!
i've decided some things need to be brought back for 2006. there were some trends that should never have died. i would like to resusitate them bringing them back with a vengence. there are also other things that did not get a chance to make it to the big pop scene... i would also like to make those things cool too.
1. TAN CARS- i will make sure that tan cars are no longer the cars you most readily see elderly women driving. all you people with classic black colored cars will be enveous of tan colored cars. when did elderly women mark their claim on tan cars? they shall rule the day again!
2. EPI-PENS- so, epi-pens can be pretty important to people who suffer with allergies, especially to bees. most of the time carrying it around becomes burdensome. it's always important to remember where you put it making sure it escapes the extreme temperatures. i propose epi-pen necklaces. i can make the necklace parts as fancy or as plain as the wearer would like. the wearer could also color coordinate the necklace to his/her outfit. stylish and life saving, what could be better? soon, even those who don't need to carry an epi-pen will be carrying around a fake one just to wear these cool necklaces.
3. HIVES- we have blush to make women's cheeks exceptionally red but what about making their whole face red? hives are great. everyone should jump on that. it's a great conversation starter: "how'd you get your hives?" even if they're fake you can make up a wonderful, heroic story.
4. DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS- i haven't heard of a drive by in a long time. even violence needs to be varied every now and again. same ol' shootings gets boring after a while.
5. ZACK MORRIS CELL PHONE- how does this NOT need to be brought back? people ask me why i wouldn't get a razor cell phone and it's simple: because i'm too afraid i'll lose something that small. yeah i can call it to see where it is but i don't always keep my phone on, moreover the battery will eventually die. with a zack morris cell phone, it's bigger and easier to spot. plus, how cool did he look with that thing? AND, he always got with kelly.
6. BIGGER STANDARD OF BODIES- way back then, bigger women were looked at to be more attractive. they were said to be richer because they could afford food. no more comments, that just needs to be brought back.
7. VANILLA ICE- you know you liked him... he never molested any little kids or anything so why hate him? he owns. endofstory.
8. TWIN SIZED BEDS- i'll bring these back so i can look cool again. actually, i don't think they were ever cool but whatever and they really do suck, but maybe if the majority has them, i won't look like such an ass.
9. VOTE OR GO INTO A COMA- why do we need to die if we don't vote? that seems a little harsh so i propose "vote or go into a coma". it still sends out a message without so much hate and violence. of course not voting is like dying in that your voice is not heard, but death seems a little extreme. that's up there with serial killers. shit, if i wasn't going to vote i'd kill a bunch of people i can't stand before the polls end. at least it'd be worth it.
i've decided some things need to be brought back for 2006. there were some trends that should never have died. i would like to resusitate them bringing them back with a vengence. there are also other things that did not get a chance to make it to the big pop scene... i would also like to make those things cool too.
1. TAN CARS- i will make sure that tan cars are no longer the cars you most readily see elderly women driving. all you people with classic black colored cars will be enveous of tan colored cars. when did elderly women mark their claim on tan cars? they shall rule the day again!
2. EPI-PENS- so, epi-pens can be pretty important to people who suffer with allergies, especially to bees. most of the time carrying it around becomes burdensome. it's always important to remember where you put it making sure it escapes the extreme temperatures. i propose epi-pen necklaces. i can make the necklace parts as fancy or as plain as the wearer would like. the wearer could also color coordinate the necklace to his/her outfit. stylish and life saving, what could be better? soon, even those who don't need to carry an epi-pen will be carrying around a fake one just to wear these cool necklaces.
3. HIVES- we have blush to make women's cheeks exceptionally red but what about making their whole face red? hives are great. everyone should jump on that. it's a great conversation starter: "how'd you get your hives?" even if they're fake you can make up a wonderful, heroic story.
4. DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS- i haven't heard of a drive by in a long time. even violence needs to be varied every now and again. same ol' shootings gets boring after a while.
5. ZACK MORRIS CELL PHONE- how does this NOT need to be brought back? people ask me why i wouldn't get a razor cell phone and it's simple: because i'm too afraid i'll lose something that small. yeah i can call it to see where it is but i don't always keep my phone on, moreover the battery will eventually die. with a zack morris cell phone, it's bigger and easier to spot. plus, how cool did he look with that thing? AND, he always got with kelly.
6. BIGGER STANDARD OF BODIES- way back then, bigger women were looked at to be more attractive. they were said to be richer because they could afford food. no more comments, that just needs to be brought back.
7. VANILLA ICE- you know you liked him... he never molested any little kids or anything so why hate him? he owns. endofstory.
8. TWIN SIZED BEDS- i'll bring these back so i can look cool again. actually, i don't think they were ever cool but whatever and they really do suck, but maybe if the majority has them, i won't look like such an ass.
9. VOTE OR GO INTO A COMA- why do we need to die if we don't vote? that seems a little harsh so i propose "vote or go into a coma". it still sends out a message without so much hate and violence. of course not voting is like dying in that your voice is not heard, but death seems a little extreme. that's up there with serial killers. shit, if i wasn't going to vote i'd kill a bunch of people i can't stand before the polls end. at least it'd be worth it.