San Francisco's alright if you like saxophones...
Girls wear too many pointy shoes. Giant T-shirts look dumb. Wearing pants on your thighs makes your ass look flat. Giant shirts in general make you look like you misunderstood your mom. Boot cut jeans on dudes not wearing boots make you look gay. Faux-hawks on dudes look gay even if you're WAY vagina hungry. ALL girls wear Bono sunglasses. They need to wear more beer cans in their hands and less Puma shoes on their feets. Just a thought. Lil' Aasian ladies need to stop bringing so much shit onto the Muni. Chinatown sucks. Even if you wanna buy some fake-cricket-in-a-box shit. Even if you want one of them silk asian-lady dresses that were cute a few years ago. That shit still looks dumb on your bored mid-American tourist ass. Homeless people are everywhere. Finding location seems to be a skill they still don't understand. I need a bike. Mostly, so I can look cool for the 750,000 single-speed/fixed-gear riders in The City. I need a job. I need an apartment. I need a fixed gear Bianchi. I need sleave tattoos and I need to win Super Lotto. Simple enough. Fuck.
Times aint bad at all. But times are bad for alot of folk: Folks I don't care about, but times is still bad. I'll see if I can make this work for a while. Everyone hold their breath.
"Let California fall into the fuckin ocean."
Times aint bad at all. But times are bad for alot of folk: Folks I don't care about, but times is still bad. I'll see if I can make this work for a while. Everyone hold their breath.
"Let California fall into the fuckin ocean."