White dudes win!!
Those Kerry folks who were masturbating to every snowboarding hippie's honks are gonna need casts after they broke their damn fool arms patting themselves on the back too soon. Suckers.
I voted for Nader and I feel dirty. Can't imagine what it feels like to have hoped for Kerry. We all need to take baths.
I also voted a Constitutionalist for Senate. I don't remember the name and I'm not sure what the person's views are but I think they need a pat on the back, who votes wacko third parties? They hate gun control right? I hope so, that's what I banked on. Anyway, Ken Salazar won. He beat out Pete Coors who, despite his tasty beer, is a complete douche. Coors did want to lower the drinking age to 18. I was for that. But not more than I am for free guns. Constitutionalists want to give out free guns right? I think so.
So many choices. So many white squares. I'm moving to the Marianas Trench.
I voted for Nader and I feel dirty. Can't imagine what it feels like to have hoped for Kerry. We all need to take baths.
I also voted a Constitutionalist for Senate. I don't remember the name and I'm not sure what the person's views are but I think they need a pat on the back, who votes wacko third parties? They hate gun control right? I hope so, that's what I banked on. Anyway, Ken Salazar won. He beat out Pete Coors who, despite his tasty beer, is a complete douche. Coors did want to lower the drinking age to 18. I was for that. But not more than I am for free guns. Constitutionalists want to give out free guns right? I think so.
So many choices. So many white squares. I'm moving to the Marianas Trench.