Mauled Hands Meet
Big Urinal held his annual “all hands” meeting today. It takes 1.5 hours out of the employees workday plus an
additional hour past the usual work day. That's right, get out at 5pm instead of 4pm. Also add an extra half hour to
my drive home due to the meeting being held at InfiddleVestCorp's west campus in the meter-ho-plex.
Sense my enthusiasm...?
You May Yawn...There's No Shame
I'm reasonable -everyone needs to do things that show their manager they're doing their job and middle/upper managers
are no exception. However, I consider the waste of time an insult, especially when I have better methods for wasting said time.
As usual, this meeting also doubles as a dress rehearsal for Big Urinal to polish the presentation before giving it to his bosses.
The information can be disseminated inside half an hour easily -especially for the apathetic resentful types.
additional hour past the usual work day. That's right, get out at 5pm instead of 4pm. Also add an extra half hour to
my drive home due to the meeting being held at InfiddleVestCorp's west campus in the meter-ho-plex.
Sense my enthusiasm...?
You May Yawn...There's No Shame
I'm reasonable -everyone needs to do things that show their manager they're doing their job and middle/upper managers
are no exception. However, I consider the waste of time an insult, especially when I have better methods for wasting said time.
As usual, this meeting also doubles as a dress rehearsal for Big Urinal to polish the presentation before giving it to his bosses.
The information can be disseminated inside half an hour easily -especially for the apathetic resentful types.