Let’s Party Like It’s 1759
How good are the pints of Guinness at Trinity Hall?
Arthur Guinness' 9000-year lease is on display in Diagios’ Dublin facility but that’s nothing as I suspect, somewhere Marius stores a contract Satan signed [in booze tainted blood] to get a pint of stout at Trinity Hall on credit. Lovely stuff, too bad the Dark Lord isn't good at cash management.
It was time once again to gather at Trinity Hall for some pints and nanny duties.
Nanny duties? Yes, it’s become the trend in the group to bring toddlers to the gatherings. Once in a while is OK but everytime? Congratulations on putting sperm and egg together but you don’t need to parade the result around constantly or maybe you’re showing the inability to secure a babysitter?
This is a fine, non-smoking place but children should never be in a bar. It’s not necessary, traumatizing and as Assurbanipaul put it - “I don’t drink beer on your playground.”
Official Party Businness
Spencer, a.k.a “A_King” is here from Donore and things are going splendid. He can drink livestock under the table while smoking four cigarettes at the same time. Marvelous talent; this lad. Saturday will require a lawyer, bail bondsman and a rusty chainsaw, aside from a heretic Hasidic rabbi. Don’t forget the goats.
I think the next gathering will need to have a child-free section for those of us that aren’t inclined to parental duties. Drinks are on me.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics:
Pacifier tether: 1
Taxidermy Planning: rattlesnake
Appetizer mooching: grazing
Asian chicks: 0
Euro chicks: 1
Kolsch Tease: Trinity is making me drink tomorrow -an off night at that
Irish brass knuckles: 0
Fear of a black hat: 0
Facial Hair Reboot: Complete
Japanese schoolgirl texting habit: He’s Gotta Have It
Jameson shots: 0
Teapot: 0
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 0
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Ol' Gil Sighting: 1
Drained keg: 0
Foot fetish camera tradition: no snake, no feet
Irish Feng Shui: Zero - what the hell?
Arthur Guinness' 9000-year lease is on display in Diagios’ Dublin facility but that’s nothing as I suspect, somewhere Marius stores a contract Satan signed [in booze tainted blood] to get a pint of stout at Trinity Hall on credit. Lovely stuff, too bad the Dark Lord isn't good at cash management.
It was time once again to gather at Trinity Hall for some pints and nanny duties.
Nanny duties? Yes, it’s become the trend in the group to bring toddlers to the gatherings. Once in a while is OK but everytime? Congratulations on putting sperm and egg together but you don’t need to parade the result around constantly or maybe you’re showing the inability to secure a babysitter?
This is a fine, non-smoking place but children should never be in a bar. It’s not necessary, traumatizing and as Assurbanipaul put it - “I don’t drink beer on your playground.”
Official Party Businness
Spencer, a.k.a “A_King” is here from Donore and things are going splendid. He can drink livestock under the table while smoking four cigarettes at the same time. Marvelous talent; this lad. Saturday will require a lawyer, bail bondsman and a rusty chainsaw, aside from a heretic Hasidic rabbi. Don’t forget the goats.
I think the next gathering will need to have a child-free section for those of us that aren’t inclined to parental duties. Drinks are on me.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics:
Pacifier tether: 1
Taxidermy Planning: rattlesnake
Appetizer mooching: grazing
Asian chicks: 0
Euro chicks: 1
Kolsch Tease: Trinity is making me drink tomorrow -an off night at that
Irish brass knuckles: 0
Fear of a black hat: 0
Facial Hair Reboot: Complete
Japanese schoolgirl texting habit: He’s Gotta Have It
Jameson shots: 0
Teapot: 0
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 0
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Ol' Gil Sighting: 1
Drained keg: 0
Foot fetish camera tradition: no snake, no feet
Irish Feng Shui: Zero - what the hell?