DEAR JOHN
Dear John,
I'm a big stupid idiot head and forgot about practice and had to do some recording for my other band. I am sorrry and you can hate me now if you want and cause I'm STUPID STUPID LAME LAME LAME LAME. I don't know your number because I deleted the voice mail by accident because I'm LAAAAAAAAAAME but call me pleeeeeease. You know my number.
Love,
Darryl
I'm a big stupid idiot head and forgot about practice and had to do some recording for my other band. I am sorrry and you can hate me now if you want and cause I'm STUPID STUPID LAME LAME LAME LAME. I don't know your number because I deleted the voice mail by accident because I'm LAAAAAAAAAAME but call me pleeeeeease. You know my number.
Love,
Darryl