Where's that at? If you want me I'll be in the bar.
- Every year of my secondary school education involved at least one humiliating experience that could rival the most humiliating experience you can think of. Example, I auditioned for a sixth grade talent show. My talent was lip synching. To Tiffany.
- I think about the books I am currently reading throughout the work day. I look forward to plots and characters.
- Being with my husband is like the winning a game of UNO everyday. I get all the wild cards and our colors and numbers always match. Maybe all you losers should move on to Skip Bo.
- Most music on the radio is ridiculous. Personifying one's hips makes no sense. Declaring them as honest individuals is baffling. Are they being interrogated? Does it matter whether or not they lie? Why Shakira? WHY?
- My last day of work is July 14. Two weeks left.
- Oh Shakira, you minx, you just might win me over with those admirable hips of yours.
- Blah blah blah?
- Tons of cheese goes blub blub blub.
- I think about the books I am currently reading throughout the work day. I look forward to plots and characters.
- Being with my husband is like the winning a game of UNO everyday. I get all the wild cards and our colors and numbers always match. Maybe all you losers should move on to Skip Bo.
- Most music on the radio is ridiculous. Personifying one's hips makes no sense. Declaring them as honest individuals is baffling. Are they being interrogated? Does it matter whether or not they lie? Why Shakira? WHY?
- My last day of work is July 14. Two weeks left.
- Oh Shakira, you minx, you just might win me over with those admirable hips of yours.
- Blah blah blah?
- Tons of cheese goes blub blub blub.