I heard they're bringing all of their friends.

Mar 29, 2006 18:01

- I wonder how many people read this Live Journal. I know I am inconsistent and inexact and INXS so I am sure I do not retain much readership. I have a hunch certain people I know, or have known, probably read this. People who aren't on my Live Journal friend's list. Probably some people who don't even like me. Hell, I bet there are even some wayward toddlers who enjoy the BeepandEtch experience.

- Does anybody wonder what my username means? Well, if you give me a reply, even an anonymous reply. stating that you read my Live Journal and you either hate it, like it, are indifferent to it, or use every entry to slowly wallpaper your bathroom, then, and only then, will I explain my username. Granted I need to get enough replies. One or two just won't cut it folks.

- Does anybody wonder what my real name is? Well, if I receive enough guesses I will reveal my true name. Do not guess if you actually know it.

- Does anybody wonder what color my pee pee is? Well...just kidding....maybe.

- I really do not think my readership is at a level that can accommodate the aforementioned directives. There will be no responses with "Gee your Live Journal smells terrific!". There will be no guesses that my name is "Betty White", which is totally incorrect, by the way.

- Remember the 4 Non Blondes? Did anybody notice that one of the members actually did have blonde hair? You're not supposed to put an "e" at the end of blond. Why do people do that? Why am I alive? Why am I alive? Remember on Family Ties when Alex P. Keaton's cousin dies and he screams, "Why am I alive? Why am I alive?" Yeah, I don't remember it either.

- I am supposed to be writing a poem. I am supposed to be challenging myself to get back in the creative saddle again. But instead I'm dicking around on Live Journal. I would never use the term "dicking around" in real life.

- It's really too bad about that whole people dying and being born everyday thing. Someone should do something about all that cycle of life crap. It really is a hindrance.

- Ta ta for now!
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