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[beenwaitinglong]

[Post starts off in Vladimir's somewhat messy handwriting. Around the middle there are a few marks of a pen being tapped and set down, and by the end it has changed to Angel's handwriting after she convinces him to let her do the writing too.]I heard a rule once. Never trust the witnesses of a blind man. There was no addendum to clarify what

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[saleskitten]

Hi there, Vladimir! Welcome!

I'm Kitty, and I run the Edensphere Birthday Brigade. If you'd like, I could make you a coffee cake and brew a fresh pot for you, to celebrate!

[beenwaitinglong]

Now here's a lady speaking my language. That would be great.

[saleskitten]

Okay. I'll start whipping one up and I'll head down with the essentials early tonight!

Good luck fighting all the tea-drinkers, by the way: Tea talks quite extensively here, ha ha ha! I tried coffee all of once, and I ended up drowning it in cream. I guess it's a more adult taste to handle the boldness, huh?

[beenwaitinglong]

Hey now, what's the point in drinking a cup of coffee if you're going to smother out the flavor with something else?

They probably just haven't had good coffee. I don't know why, but I'm craving it like a wolf craves to howl at the moon.

[saleskitten]

I like the flavor of cream, but didn't think it'd interfere with the coffee. My error!

Hey, that's fine to crave something. I've had the biggest craving for fresh fish for the last few days. I think I'll have myself some tuna steak tonight!