2 Packs of Oreos

[been_sarged]

Y'know, for a holiday named after mayonnaise, there sure is a suspicious amount of salsa around and a suspicious lack of mayo.

I mean, sure, I can compensate, but I shouldn't have to.

Comments

[immolationbitch]

Mayonnaise. So, uh, what exactly does the 'cinco' mean?

[been_sarged]

Hmmmm, maybe "cinco" means "salsa". That'd explain it.

[immolationbitch]

Salsa de mayonnaise.

[been_sarged]

Exactly!

[immolationbitch]

What the crap does it mean? What's 'de'?

[been_sarged]

It means salsa and mayonnaise! Man, this holiday rocks.

[immolationbitch]

Humans have the stupidest and most disgusting holidays.