So yeah, I never thought that I would start one of these, and I figured why the hell not. Friday night was the second installment of Dodgeball, even though it wasn't as good as last time, it was still fun as hell. Especially if you are like me and don't like to party constantly, hang out in a smokey frat basement, but find it rediculously amusing to pelt bible-reading churchies with rubber balls and watch them cringe and shake with fear, then this is for you!! I thought we played pretty awesome. We all had some sweet plays. Even Rob Berndl joined in on this time, because Chris couldn't make it because his legs were "sore." Out of everyone , I'd have to say Barry and I were tied for the best outfits. I was sporting my black wife-beater with black gym shorts, knee socks, and white headband, while Barry busted out his prince purple rain shit, rolled up capri jeans, and handkerchief head band. We looked so hot. But anyway, click the read more link below for some awesome pics. Shit nigga weed!!!
Here's Rob Berndl showing off his ability to balance an imaginary white disk on his head while throwing a dodgeball.
"Hey I have an idea. Let's see which one of us can keep our mouths open the longest."
Action shot reaching perfection. That ball was probably on its way to hit some girl in the face since I was too much of a weakling to hit any of the guys.
While the rest of us were puttin on our game faces on in the court, Barry and T played a different game, Grab-ass.
Friends forever!
Here's me picking out my next victim on the court, and yes I agree, I look good.
Now if I don't say so myself, I believe this is the pose that should be on the Heissman trophy, for dodgeball at least.
Joe's own personal point of view of how he scans for victims.
Look at me I'm an idiot!
It has begun!
I'm the last man standing, bring it! ..... yeah I got pummelled....
teach me to throw like that Rob!
Let's get this party started!
Hmmmmm, I wonder if I should keep playing with jock itch this bad....
Look out, zombified sex offender!
I'm almost possitive I killed someone with that throw.