work is boring
Yea I'm at work and I'm bored off my ass. Anyway, no more sad bob, except maybe a little, but that's ok. Confusion is all cleared up and things look fantasmic.
Anyway, Lately I've been thinking...is Barry really gay? Let's add it up shall we...
"The Incomplete list of reasons Barry Zeman may or may not be a homosexual."
1.He has long hair.
2.He cooks.
3.He cleans.
4.He fucking bakes!
5.wears tight pants.
6.his walk is accented by a slight swaying of the hips.
7.when he stands, his legs touch eachother.
8.he sometimes walks limp-wristed.
9.he wears tight pink t-shirts
10.wears a pink bandana with little buttons on it, plus one big one that says "free hugs"
11.wears a pink studded belt.
12.does not enjoy sex
13.claims to have been forced into sex
14.been known to say he hates girls
15.only wants to give hugs and cuddle
16.knows how to distinguish a colander from a strainer
17.likes to show off the "lion's main" (his pubes)
18.i share a bathroom with him and he has like 8 different bottles of facial clenser.
19.can cross his legs like a woman without pain
20.wears wristbands
21.proud of the natural blonde streak in his hair
22.snuck up and grabbed mine and evan's crotch
23.makes home made smoothies/milkshakes, and they're actually delicious!
24.carefully watched as i used a knife, because he was worried i would stab myself
25.he organized all the food in the fridge
26.barry fully endorses and encourages this list
this is all i can think of for now, if anyone can think of something else, i'll gladly add it to the list.
Anyway, Lately I've been thinking...is Barry really gay? Let's add it up shall we...
"The Incomplete list of reasons Barry Zeman may or may not be a homosexual."
1.He has long hair.
2.He cooks.
3.He cleans.
4.He fucking bakes!
5.wears tight pants.
6.his walk is accented by a slight swaying of the hips.
7.when he stands, his legs touch eachother.
8.he sometimes walks limp-wristed.
9.he wears tight pink t-shirts
10.wears a pink bandana with little buttons on it, plus one big one that says "free hugs"
11.wears a pink studded belt.
12.does not enjoy sex
13.claims to have been forced into sex
14.been known to say he hates girls
15.only wants to give hugs and cuddle
16.knows how to distinguish a colander from a strainer
17.likes to show off the "lion's main" (his pubes)
18.i share a bathroom with him and he has like 8 different bottles of facial clenser.
19.can cross his legs like a woman without pain
20.wears wristbands
21.proud of the natural blonde streak in his hair
22.snuck up and grabbed mine and evan's crotch
23.makes home made smoothies/milkshakes, and they're actually delicious!
24.carefully watched as i used a knife, because he was worried i would stab myself
25.he organized all the food in the fridge
26.barry fully endorses and encourages this list
this is all i can think of for now, if anyone can think of something else, i'll gladly add it to the list.