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[beejinthewalkin]

I may or may not have a bit of a crush on Stark's car. It's a very, very good car and the bastard built it himself. Which means I might actually have a bit of a crush on his brain

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[handsomejack]

I swear, I think you and Jack are going to provide me with some of my best entertainment.

Hopefully some of my best seafood as well.

[beejinthewalkin]

You must be Tosh's Jack. Huh. Definitely something about the name Jack.

And of course the best fucking seafood. We're not Teddy but we're fantastic.

[handsomejack]

You could always just call me Captain, to avoid the confusion. Though I was talking to your Jack yesterday and discussing us being the Jack Off Twins.

Jack told me to ask Tosh about your fish but I prefer to experience a man's fish first hand.

[beejinthewalkin]

... I know Jacks. It gets you all sorts of excited when people call you by your title. Trust me I'm sleeping with one of you I know how this works.

That being said, Captain works just find for me.

Kinky.

[handsomejack]

Yeah, I gottah be honest and say it puts an extra swing in my thrust when I hear a good breathy 'captain' in the bedroom.

Kinky would be if I asked for sauce on my fish.

[beejinthewalkin]

Jack's the same with a good "chef" thrown in there. Not that I mind.

... I can do that.

[handsomejack]

It's something about us Jacks, you're right.

Now I'm intrigued, though I feel like I should ask for a sausage sub, so I can give a show with my dinner. It's rude, the things I can do to a good sausage.

[beejinthewalkin]

I like rude on a man. Rude and naked is even better but I'll take what I can get. Keeping making promises like that and we'll never stop feeding you.

[handsomejack]

Oh it's a promise.

[beejinthewalkin]

I take back what I said to Tosh about not naming anyone Jack ever again. I don't know what I'd do without you kinky bastards

[handsomejack]

You'd have no one to suck your sausage.

At least, not with as much appreciation as you get from a Jack.

[beejinthewalkin]

That's true. Jacks are really dedicated to putting sausage in their mouths.

... I'm terrified - and really turned on - thinking about what would happen if you ended up in the same room.

[handsomejack]

Without even using our hands.

Probably a lot of testosterone, leading to nudity and the application of measuring tapes.

[beejinthewalkin]

... I love Jacks.

Can we film it? You know, for scientific reasons.

[handsomejack]

Which, the sausage sucking or the tape measuring?

Honestly, I'm hoping the answer is 'yes' because I certainly have no shyness about being on camera.

[beejinthewalkin]

Both. God above, both.

Of course you don't, Jacks love having other people tell them how gorgeous they are.