Worst bowler on the planet.

[beegee233]

I went bowling w/ Tim tonight, and holy shit. I cannot put into words the extreme lack of skill I have in this underestimatedly difficult sport. I am embarrassed to actually put my PATHETIC score on paper (or... monitor), but--- dear GAWD, I got a 34! I kind of gave up after a while and just threw the ball down the lane thingy. I mean, I was hoping to at least break 40! :( I don't think I had played in like 5 yrs. And there Tim is, in like some freakin bowling LEAGUE, getting strikes left and right.

I blame my mother for giving me NO athletic genes