May 12, 2003 19:50
I must say that when Applebee's recently introduced not one, not two, but THREE new entrees that include a juicy steak served on a sizzling skillet smothered in cheese, I was in a bit of a conundrum.
Now, I can easily put down 2 of those in one sitting, but even I have my limits and know to stop there. Besides, my debit card only has enough for 2, but that's beside the point.
Here's my dilema: Which of these three do I opt to not have? It makes me feel guilty, even bad for the entree that I choose not to order. It's like having to choose which of your three kids is to be taken away and shipped off to a salt mine to labor until death.
Speaking of kids, my girlfriend should be bringing hers by anytime now for me to watch. I'm happy to help as she is REAL busy what with her constant whoring and appalling grammar and crimes against spelling in her LJ.
Still, she's the only one that can make my "beefstick" sizzle. LOL!