Beware children

Oct 20, 2004 14:56

That whole "kerry on the issues thing?"

Answer every question with 'A' and:



You preferred Kerry's statements 56% of the time
You preferred Bush's statements 44% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

Answer everything with 'B' (which presumably means the opposite opinion, or at least someone with a completely divergent viewpoint, and:



You preferred Bush's statements 44% of the time
You preferred Kerry's statements 56% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

Voting odds as 'A' and evens as 'B' you get:



You preferred Kerry's statements 11% of the time
You preferred Bush's statements 89% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Bush

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

Odds as 'B' and evens as 'A' yields:



You preferred Kerry's statements 78% of the time
You preferred Bush's statements 22% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

And the hat trick:

Voting only on the statements that Bush might make, and simply not answering the questions where Kerry's viewpoint is both answers:



You preferred Bush's statements 100% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Bush

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

So...based on the accuracy of this 'poll of the issues' one can be sure that one is not really thinking very clearly if one is fooled by this tactic. This is no particular jibe towards Kerry nor an endorsement of Bush. But the fact of the matter is that intelligent discourse requires one to think for themselves. We're all too trusting of the testmakers....and the obvious stacking of issues here is so blatantly obvious that it was a joke. At least the math actually works presuming you know what you're doing...at first I thought the math was randomly generated. In fact, it is the questions that are randomly generated.
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