What Pisses Me Off? Vampires!

[beefcake_cop]

What makes you angriest?

Disclaimer, warning and apology: Cut for R language of the most disgusting kind. Also, this is Cartman humor at it's most NON-PC. If your brain bruises easily, don't read it.

Mr. Garrison stood in front of the class. Behind him, the blackboard held the lesson plan for the week.

Exploring Alternative Lifestyles"Now,

Comments

[singindemonhq]

They teach you that stuff in school, now?

[beefcake_cop]

Sure do, dude! They call it sensitivity training.

[singindemonhq]

They reckon that made you sensitive? Oh well, I guess we don't know what you'd have been like without it.

They taught us something like that during training, too, but they called it Other-worldly Practices. They tended to be optimistic.

[beefcake_cop]

I'm a sweet and sensitive little boy. That's what my mommy says.

OOC

[not_headvamp]

OMFG.

I CANNOT FUCKIN' BREATHE. I CAN'T. IS THAT BLONDE VAMPIRE WHO I THINK IT IS?

Re: OOC

[beefcake_cop]

Yup...*ggg*

Re: OOC

[not_headvamp]

You win at life. The internet. Everything. I'm sure David will have something to say but I think he's more amused than I am.

Re: OOC

[beefcake_cop]

Cartman is such a fun pup to write. When all of my other pups are angsty or whiny, I can do a Cartman fic and it just frees me up and relaxes me. I've never had a pup that gives me that experience. It's the most joyful fun in the world.

[will_porter]

We never got to do reports like that in school. I'm jealous.

[beefcake_cop]

Dude, some of Mr. Garrison's assignments suck ass.

[will_porter]

You mean they don't all ask for you to investigate alternative lifestyles?

ooc: mun is STILL laughing her ass off.

[beefcake_cop]

Nah, dude. Some of them have us talking about shitty historic movies. He made us watch "Alexander". That has to be child abuse.

ooc: Oh, god, he worried me on this one. He was way over the top.