*snerk*
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Calvin & Hobbes and Romeo & Juliet.
The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
In other news...
Who is this Tess person? She needs to stay out of Lex's house. I don't like her there.
Oliver bought Clark, and took him home to be his sex slave. Why couldn't they have filmed that part of the story?
Clark is very pretty. Oliver is very sexy. Not much else matters, really. The end.