TFLN meme!!

[hatesnog]

Comments

Dave Strider | Homestuck | ... aged up, presumably

[striderswag]

whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

To easy.

[mcfussyfangs]

Pardon Me Good Sir Or Madam
Perchance That I May Ask You To Engage In An Activity With Me Involving Our Bodies Intertwined In A Such A Way As To Involve Numerous Sexual Positions On The Surface Of Your Choice During The Time You Enjoy Your Afternoon Meal

I Really Shouldnt Need To Instruct You On How To Court Strider

[striderswag]

so riddle me this o sparkly fangarang
why are you still not getting any lalonde tail
you know the words

[This has nothing to do with him wanting to hear about Rose's reaction because it would be so super hilarious. Nope.]

[mcfussyfangs]

Strider With How Sorrowfully Distant We Are From Each Other
Much To My Extreme Displeasure On The Rare Occasion When I Find Myself Requiring One Of Your So Called Deliriously Sick Beats
How Would You Know Whether Or Not I Am Getting
As You So Eloquently Put It
Lalonde Tail

[striderswag]

dont kid yourself
you get any from my gene sister and ill be the first to know
psychic twin link
its a human thing

[mcfussyfangs]

Of All The Innate Talents Ive Witnessed Your Race Exhibiting Bouts Of Psychic Abilities Has Not Been One Of Them
Clearly This Must Be Tested Extensively Or Else We Will Never Discover The Truth

[striderswag]

you havent heard about it because its a top-tier secret
hush
only truth now
the fact youre some sort of vamp should have made this easy
she loves that goth bullhockey
give her some poetry containing your feelings on how hard it is to not wear black

[mcfussyfangs]

Of Course It Is
One Of My Sad Stature Wouldnt Know Of The Massive Amounts Of Secrets Your Species Conceals Behind The Inky Black Depths Of Thier Genetic History
And Im A Rainbow Drinker
To Insinuate That Our Species Have Similar Creatures That Prey On Members Of Your Race Whilst They Sleep Is Preposterous
So That My Current State Would Peak Her Fancy Is Something I Find Hard To Believe
Dont You Have Someone With Which To Acquaint Your Nethers To
Perhaps During The Break Which They Are Taking In Order To Consume Some Sort Of Nutritional Midday Meal

[THERE WILL BE NO TALK OF KANAYA'S SHMOOPY POETRY ABOUT ROSE'S EYES IN COMPARISON TO PRECISION CUT AMETHYST IN THIS TEXT BASED CORRESPONDENCE, YOUNG MAN.]

I am so sorry.

[striderswag]

too long didnt read
what im sayin is you have to seduce her the way she wants to be seduced
with dark emowear and eyes that glow like a ravekid under a blacklight
all this getting to know her crap is useless

You are a beautiful swan ;u;

[mcfussyfangs]

What If
And Brace Yourself On A Surface
Or You May Want To Seat Yourself In Some Sort Of Four Legged Object One Is Meant To Plant Their Posterior On
Because This Will Probably Completely Revolutionize The Way You See Me As Well As Relationships In General

What If Getting To Know Her Is Something I Would Prefer To Do Previous To Romancing Her In That Sort Of Way

[striderswag]

whoa
you just flipped my world turn-ways

THE OPPORTUNITY WAS TOO RIPE

[mcfussyfangs]

I Informed You That It Would Have Been Best To Brace Yourself On Something
Now You Are Flipping Through An Endless Expanse Of Confusion With Naught To Grab On To
I Warned You Strider
I Warned You About Chairs

[striderswag]

haha
ok ok
i get you now
new favorite troll up in here
you and clowntown and the musclefreak can form a trifecta of tolerable

[mcfussyfangs]

Im So Enthused To Be Held In Your High Esteem

[striderswag]

dont thank me yet
tz is the ringleader

[mcfussyfangs]

As If Dealing With Her Is Awful In Even The Slightest Of Ways
I Am Sure That Under Her Leadership We Will Blossom Into A Trifecta Of Trolls That Are Experts At The Noble Art Of Unnecessary Sarcasm And Irony