Pardon Me Good Sir Or Madam Perchance That I May Ask You To Engage In An Activity With Me Involving Our Bodies Intertwined In A Such A Way As To Involve Numerous Sexual Positions On The Surface Of Your Choice During The Time You Enjoy Your Afternoon Meal
I Really Shouldnt Need To Instruct You On How To Court Strider
Strider With How Sorrowfully Distant We Are From Each Other Much To My Extreme Displeasure On The Rare Occasion When I Find Myself Requiring One Of Your So Called Deliriously Sick Beats How Would You Know Whether Or Not I Am Getting As You So Eloquently Put It Lalonde Tail
Of All The Innate Talents Ive Witnessed Your Race Exhibiting Bouts Of Psychic Abilities Has Not Been One Of Them Clearly This Must Be Tested Extensively Or Else We Will Never Discover The Truth
you havent heard about it because its a top-tier secret hush only truth now the fact youre some sort of vamp should have made this easy she loves that goth bullhockey give her some poetry containing your feelings on how hard it is to not wear black
Of Course It Is One Of My Sad Stature Wouldnt Know Of The Massive Amounts Of Secrets Your Species Conceals Behind The Inky Black Depths Of Thier Genetic History And Im A Rainbow Drinker To Insinuate That Our Species Have Similar Creatures That Prey On Members Of Your Race Whilst They Sleep Is Preposterous So That My Current State Would Peak Her Fancy Is Something I Find Hard To Believe Dont You Have Someone With Which To Acquaint Your Nethers To Perhaps During The Break Which They Are Taking In Order To Consume Some Sort Of Nutritional Midday Meal
[THERE WILL BE NO TALK OF KANAYA'S SHMOOPY POETRY ABOUT ROSE'S EYES IN COMPARISON TO PRECISION CUT AMETHYST IN THIS TEXT BASED CORRESPONDENCE, YOUNG MAN.]
I am so sorry.striderswagAugust 20 2011, 03:31:11 UTC
too long didnt read what im sayin is you have to seduce her the way she wants to be seduced with dark emowear and eyes that glow like a ravekid under a blacklight all this getting to know her crap is useless
You are a beautiful swan ;u;mcfussyfangsAugust 20 2011, 03:35:57 UTC
What If And Brace Yourself On A Surface Or You May Want To Seat Yourself In Some Sort Of Four Legged Object One Is Meant To Plant Their Posterior On Because This Will Probably Completely Revolutionize The Way You See Me As Well As Relationships In General
What If Getting To Know Her Is Something I Would Prefer To Do Previous To Romancing Her In That Sort Of Way
THE OPPORTUNITY WAS TOO RIPEmcfussyfangsAugust 20 2011, 03:42:13 UTC
I Informed You That It Would Have Been Best To Brace Yourself On Something Now You Are Flipping Through An Endless Expanse Of Confusion With Naught To Grab On To I Warned You Strider I Warned You About Chairs
As If Dealing With Her Is Awful In Even The Slightest Of Ways I Am Sure That Under Her Leadership We Will Blossom Into A Trifecta Of Trolls That Are Experts At The Noble Art Of Unnecessary Sarcasm And Irony
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Perchance That I May Ask You To Engage In An Activity With Me Involving Our Bodies Intertwined In A Such A Way As To Involve Numerous Sexual Positions On The Surface Of Your Choice During The Time You Enjoy Your Afternoon Meal
I Really Shouldnt Need To Instruct You On How To Court Strider
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why are you still not getting any lalonde tail
you know the words
[This has nothing to do with him wanting to hear about Rose's reaction because it would be so super hilarious. Nope.]
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Much To My Extreme Displeasure On The Rare Occasion When I Find Myself Requiring One Of Your So Called Deliriously Sick Beats
How Would You Know Whether Or Not I Am Getting
As You So Eloquently Put It
Lalonde Tail
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you get any from my gene sister and ill be the first to know
psychic twin link
its a human thing
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Clearly This Must Be Tested Extensively Or Else We Will Never Discover The Truth
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hush
only truth now
the fact youre some sort of vamp should have made this easy
she loves that goth bullhockey
give her some poetry containing your feelings on how hard it is to not wear black
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One Of My Sad Stature Wouldnt Know Of The Massive Amounts Of Secrets Your Species Conceals Behind The Inky Black Depths Of Thier Genetic History
And Im A Rainbow Drinker
To Insinuate That Our Species Have Similar Creatures That Prey On Members Of Your Race Whilst They Sleep Is Preposterous
So That My Current State Would Peak Her Fancy Is Something I Find Hard To Believe
Dont You Have Someone With Which To Acquaint Your Nethers To
Perhaps During The Break Which They Are Taking In Order To Consume Some Sort Of Nutritional Midday Meal
[THERE WILL BE NO TALK OF KANAYA'S SHMOOPY POETRY ABOUT ROSE'S EYES IN COMPARISON TO PRECISION CUT AMETHYST IN THIS TEXT BASED CORRESPONDENCE, YOUNG MAN.]
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what im sayin is you have to seduce her the way she wants to be seduced
with dark emowear and eyes that glow like a ravekid under a blacklight
all this getting to know her crap is useless
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And Brace Yourself On A Surface
Or You May Want To Seat Yourself In Some Sort Of Four Legged Object One Is Meant To Plant Their Posterior On
Because This Will Probably Completely Revolutionize The Way You See Me As Well As Relationships In General
What If Getting To Know Her Is Something I Would Prefer To Do Previous To Romancing Her In That Sort Of Way
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you just flipped my world turn-ways
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Now You Are Flipping Through An Endless Expanse Of Confusion With Naught To Grab On To
I Warned You Strider
I Warned You About Chairs
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ok ok
i get you now
new favorite troll up in here
you and clowntown and the musclefreak can form a trifecta of tolerable
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tz is the ringleader
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I Am Sure That Under Her Leadership We Will Blossom Into A Trifecta Of Trolls That Are Experts At The Noble Art Of Unnecessary Sarcasm And Irony
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