beautiful memes all the time.
rainy days meme
it's raining. it's raining so hard that you're stuck inside, because you're just not even going to chance venturing out there when it's so cozy in here.
at least you have company, right?
WHAT HAPPENS:
1. you comment with your character.
2. whoever replies rolls a number from 1-6. this is the activity the two of you seem to be in ( Read more... )
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These scones are going to be a disaster.]
Do you know what you're doing, or are you just going to stare at them until they turn into scones on their own?
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... You act like 've done this before.
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[This is probably a lie. Murdoc thinks it is a good idea to stick his finger in the batter and have a taste. Because why not.]
Tastes a bit like something died in it. Made with real swan! Has a marketable quality to it, eh?
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...!!!
You killed a swan!? We're not sellin' these with real swan in 'em and... and you made me mix it so it's your fault!
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[A FLOURISH. oops knocked the bowl a little. watch that, will you.]
This is why you aren't in charge of anything useful. Or anything at all, really. You just stand there and look pretty and let the adults handle the swans, yes? Good.
[look he is actually picking up a spoon and ...... remembering he doesn't know anything about baking.] -- And Google some instructions while you're at it, if that's not too much to handle.
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But... I thought you 'ad the instructions. Right in your pocket an' all.
[Or was Murdoc lying earlier? Actually the thought of Murdoc lying doesn't even cross his mind. whoops too many drugs.]
...
Does it really taste that bad?
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in any case, patting his pockets and oh, a grubby bit of paper that looks like instructions. sure, why not.]
Look, it's a bloody miracle.
[squinting at these words, sweet satan what does this text even say, perhaps the extra brandy before baking scones was a poor choice--]
Huh? Oh. Oh, they're a bit odd, I suppose. Give it a taste and find out for yourself, why don't you.
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Oh. They're fine.]
These taste alright, don't know why you got your knickers in a twist.
[Why is he turning blue?]
Let's bake 'em then.
[Seriously, the kid is turning blue.]
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I was in the moment. [waving his hand dismissively and--
wait his singer is turning blue, that probably shouldn't be happening?]
Er, 2-D, you've got a bit of... [gesturing vaguely at him-] Bit more of you than usual is blue, mate.
[turning blue will ruin their image why can't you be more considerate.]
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Blue?
[Setting down the bowl and walking over to a conveniently placed mirror oh]
Oh. Welp.
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Welp? That's all you've got? I always knew the brains were the first to go -- though in your case they're long gone, of course, relatively new blueness aside.
[wow this sure is helpful. how about a drink, mmm random liquor from some mystery flask -- ah.
the blueness. yes. we're focused.]
Cut that out.
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You act like I can jus' wave a magic wand and oh there goes the blueness why am I turning blue.
[okay he might be a bit frazzled now. that is some sort of blue, is that cerulean? or teal? ... azure?]
What shade d'you think this is?
[this is obviously Very Important]
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Can you? That'd be a nice trick, actually. Can we work on that?
[oh. oh oh wait. oh. Murdoc knows what's happening underneath the alcohol. enough to scrutinize his face, at least.]
Might be a royal blue. Very regal.
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Work on wot? Me turning blue? Sheesh I--
[oh. royal blue.]
You think so? I'd like me a nice cobalt maybe.
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ok true]
The magic wand, you thick little -- The point is, most blokes just don't turn blue for no bloody good reason.
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