I finally figured it all out!
We all know a tragic crime happened somewhere on the internets long ago...
A bucket stolen!
The victim's grief was inconsolable. Not even cakes made of fish could cheer him after the loss of a bucket.
Who could be behind this terrible crime? Who is enough of an asshole. That's right.
As Joe Mathlete does me the kind favour of
explaining today's Marmaduke I noticed something was afoot.
The commentary shows just how deep this scandal goes:
Marmaduke's neighbors notice that he installed a chimney in his doghouse, which allows them to finally figure out how cold their winter had been. Marmaduke also has a bucket, the significance of which eludes me.
Marmaduke has stole the Walrus's bucket! What an asshole.