Three things about this story.
1. Writing this was an exciting adventure up my own butthole! I see why Stephen King does it.
2. Credit for some of the dialogue goes to my eternal brain partner,
ladysisyphus 3. A fun fact that I did not really have a good place to put in the story was that one of Robin's real-world hobbies is to write really detailed, critical sex toy reviews on websites that sell sex toys, under the username 'BoyWonder.'
That is all.