THINGS THAT ARE --->
Awesome:
Opalasa randomly did a critical strike on Deconstructor's Heart at 23k, 24k, 25k+ (twice)
Not Awesome:
Last night i dreamt that Morrissey and Marr got back together and toured as a fucking sweet Smiths reunion... and also Eric and i got together and he gave me a ring.
Hm... two things that will PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN.
Also...
The neighbor against the wall directly next to my bed has crazy loud sex at all hours of the day. I've never been a "sexual" person, but fuck, she sounds like she's having one hell of a time and makes me want to know what i'm missing out on!
Incidentally...
Every guy i meet who does not completely repulse me either does not contact me even though they say they will, contacts me but has a Girlfriend (WTF?) or most commonly and easiest of all to find, just wants to hang out for the night (ie: one night stand). I'm not saying i'm above that or anything, but i need to work my way there. Any level of intimacy is extremely awkward for me, let alone random nakedness with random strangers.
In Conclusion:
I am probably going to be single for one sad-ass pathetic motherfucking long-ass time. Especially because i am full-on retarded when it comes to dating.
Potential New Goal?
Be some 50-year-old's mid-life crisis.
It could totally work...
Opalasa randomly did a critical strike on Deconstructor's Heart at 23k, 24k, 25k+ (twice)
Not Awesome:
Last night i dreamt that Morrissey and Marr got back together and toured as a fucking sweet Smiths reunion... and also Eric and i got together and he gave me a ring.
Hm... two things that will PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN.
Also...
The neighbor against the wall directly next to my bed has crazy loud sex at all hours of the day. I've never been a "sexual" person, but fuck, she sounds like she's having one hell of a time and makes me want to know what i'm missing out on!
Incidentally...
Every guy i meet who does not completely repulse me either does not contact me even though they say they will, contacts me but has a Girlfriend (WTF?) or most commonly and easiest of all to find, just wants to hang out for the night (ie: one night stand). I'm not saying i'm above that or anything, but i need to work my way there. Any level of intimacy is extremely awkward for me, let alone random nakedness with random strangers.
In Conclusion:
I am probably going to be single for one sad-ass pathetic motherfucking long-ass time. Especially because i am full-on retarded when it comes to dating.
Potential New Goal?
Be some 50-year-old's mid-life crisis.
It could totally work...