Favorite news story of the week (oh, besides, that one) -
Bacon beats Fries in election Second favorite story -
Marijuana Thompson arrested If you can get past the name, it's worth it for this quote from his girlfriend - "He didn't do nothin' to nobody - nothin'! He was a good person."
Which for one thing answers whether Marijuana is a boy or girl name, and second proves that evenif you are an on-scene local reporter, maybe you shouldn't print any quote you're given.
Of course, it is hard to get past the name. If Thompson gets pulled over, when he gives over his driver's license, isn't that probable cause to search the vehicle? Is Cocaine Jones going to show up in court as a character witness.
Why would you name your kid that? Of course, I suppose there's always a chance he legally had his named changed. I am not sure which is worse.
On a more serious note, the Dems look to be putting together a
second stimulus check. This should be good news for those in San Fernando Valley.
Some of you will say there's enough free porn on the internet- why pay? Still, there's some fetishes so strange that they're worth the $29.95 a month. That's what
Franz says.
So good news all around if the stimulus (heh) bill gets passed- maybe you can go out and buy that Sarah Palin sex doll you've been saving up for -
nsfw site, natch