Now with 35% more snark
We're not into celebrity gossip around here (We're not?- confused ed.), but we were happy to see Drew Barrymore broke up with uh.. Mac guy.. whatever the hell his name is.
The Mac ads don't work for me because I sympathize with the PC guy. The smug I-am-better-than-you-because-the products-I-use Mac guy doesn't do a thing for me.
Given the choice of having to sit by one or the other on a bus trip, I am picking PC guy.
Yeah, he's nerdy and lacking in social skills. You wouldn't want to sit by him for five hours, but you'd manage.
Mac guy? I would want to kill him after five minutes.
"Dude, I was at the Alkaline Trio show last night, and I was soooo wasted, dude. There were so many sweet honeys there. It was tiiiight."
While we're at it, F**k the Vonage lady too. She's so smug. Hell, I'd pay more for phone service just to not have to hear her.
The Mac ads don't work for me because I sympathize with the PC guy. The smug I-am-better-than-you-because-the products-I-use Mac guy doesn't do a thing for me.
Given the choice of having to sit by one or the other on a bus trip, I am picking PC guy.
Yeah, he's nerdy and lacking in social skills. You wouldn't want to sit by him for five hours, but you'd manage.
Mac guy? I would want to kill him after five minutes.
"Dude, I was at the Alkaline Trio show last night, and I was soooo wasted, dude. There were so many sweet honeys there. It was tiiiight."
While we're at it, F**k the Vonage lady too. She's so smug. Hell, I'd pay more for phone service just to not have to hear her.