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Jul 31, 2010 15:21

Name a character I write and I'll tell you how s/he lost her/his virginity.

fandom: naruto, meme

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k_undertoe August 1 2010, 00:22:30 UTC
Mmmm, how about Yugito?

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senri August 1 2010, 00:51:05 UTC
She was seventeen; he was part of the support squad assigned to watching her back, cleaning up where applicable, and also (not that anyone talked about it) in charge of eliminating her in case the human Nii Yugito gave way to the Nekomata, always prowling at the corners of her mind.

He was more experienced than she was, although not by too much; he'd made a few friendly overtures on the past two missions and asked if he could accompany her to her apartment, once they arrived back in Kumo. Yugito did have some idea what he was asking for, and she was curious, and lonely, so she accepted, and it wasn't bad, really. He fucked her on her futon beneath her open window, both of them quiet as could be, Yugito pretending that the ANBU weren't watching, or at least that they were politely looking the other way.

It was only later she found out it was a dare.

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k_undertoe August 1 2010, 00:56:24 UTC
Oh wow, that was... harsh~ I didn't expect her life to be an easy one, even in this aspect. Like the cat who walks alone, there is never a friendly face, only those who would use her in one way or another.

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senri August 1 2010, 00:58:52 UTC
Haha, Yugi. :( Her life is harsh... this was actually headcanon that I had ready in the wings, sadly enough. xD I made up most of her past before we learned more about Kumo in the manga, and it seemed like Jinchuuriki there would be treated as shittily as they were everywhere else. In a lot of ways her life was on par with Gaara's and Naruto's, although enunciated especially with misery in some different areas.

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k_undertoe August 1 2010, 02:12:07 UTC
I was always rather appalled by the idea of these little kids being like child sacrifices for the villages; it's so gruesome, to take something so innocent and corrupt it that way *shudders*.

Gaara is mad about it 8\

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senri August 1 2010, 02:56:19 UTC
I would like to give Gaara a hug 8(

If you take a few steps back - well, one needn't even do that, really - the Narutoverse is so fucking dark. Full of child soldiers, I mean, seriously. It's a fun place to write about but no way I would want to live there.

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kaatsu August 1 2010, 04:17:24 UTC
Yowch. Oh, Yugito. :C

Kakuzu?

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senri August 1 2010, 09:54:55 UTC
My headcanon for her past is so... horrible. H-haha...

And you know, one thing that bugs me about people's portrayal of Kakuzu is making out like people never find him attractive, and that he's never actually gotten any so jealous of Hidan's beauty blah blah. It can be done right, but, meh, fangirls find him hot, you know? I seriously doubt that he has no COUNTERPARTS who find him hot too, or desirable for other reasons. Would shinobi really be so superficial? Some might be, I guess. But not all of them.

Anyway. I had a longer fic devoted to this, but I think it got eaten when my computer crashed. Here is a condensed version. :|b

ΩThey were partnered together on a mission in spring. It was a bad year, a starving year, they were both very hungry and Kakuzu thought she was really a little mad. She was also courting him ( ... )

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kaatsu August 2 2010, 01:38:37 UTC
I know, right? As if tough ninja ladies would turn up their noses at scarred + powerful.

A) owls, so perfect, B) trust Kakuzu to turn sexual politics into sexual economics. ♥

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senri August 2 2010, 01:46:43 UTC
Fandom is stupid. /WRITES TO SUBVERT IT

Kakuzu with an owl contract has been part of my headcanon for him for aaaaaaages *^* it just. I just. Imagine him surrounded by eagle owls or something. HIS BIRD SELVES. And lskdfjoiwe lmao I never thought to phrase it that way but you are entirely correct, that's exactly... what.. he's doing.....

How are you, Kaatsu? ♥

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kaatsu August 4 2010, 06:49:13 UTC
It fits so welllll, him and his big, silent, stare-y buddies. I want this to have happened in canon, sob. (CONFESSION: at the moment I am kind of missing Naruto fandom and its mix of batshit crazy and goodtimes.)

I'm p. good, keeping busy with ornithology! What I have learnt so far: birds are weird, also mostly jerks, the end. How you doin'?

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senri August 4 2010, 08:58:48 UTC
IT HAPPENED IN CANON IT DID. /drops kishimoto down the laundry chute. :| also hidan and kakuzu lived and so did yugito and now they bone her and live in happy dysfunctional ot3land. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. /covers her ears and hums to drown out canon

Ain't no shame in missing Naruto fandom ): it does turn out some great stuff, as much bullshit as there is. I miss writing KakuHidan and lots of it, to be honest, and I kind of want to refind that spark, because I love them still. ♥

I'm doing okay! I'm going back to Argetina on Thursday ahahaHA. It feels like I was barely home :( and I'm going to miss Alaska and my parents all over again. So it goes, I guess. Glad to hear you're doing all right though.

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