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so i have now decided to make this a friends only journal in order to make myself feel important.
i'll add anyone who seems fun or has something to say, but i'm afraid i will have to exclude all persons who fit into any of the categories in the following list:
conservatives
scenesters
people who constantly quote bright eyes lyrics (or ever, really)
annoying vegans/vegetarians (the non-annoying ones are okay)
anyone who embraces the "zero-carb diet"
possessors of lawn ornaments
admirers of thomas kinkade
people who put the ice cube tray back in the freezer with only two or fewer goddamn ice cubes left
people who would look at my scrubs and ask any of the following questions:
"is your dad a doctor?"
"is your mom a nurse?"
"wow! are those real hospital laundry or did you get them at abercrombie or something?"
anyone who has a vanity plate on his or her vehicle
people who pronounce the word "guillotine" as "gill-a-teen"
anyone who uses the phrase "i hate to break it to ya, hun" without being facetious
everyone who voted for ralph nader
people who think the matrix was deep
people who change the way they spell their names to something annoying such as changing "amy" to "ami"
people who use the f-word in every sentence
fans of creed
anyone who would call me anorexic just because i'm thin
white guys who wear fubu
people who think cheer-leading is a sport
oh yeah, and homophobic people, racists, sexists, misogynists, mean people, bigots bla bla bla bla bla
lastly, anyone who can correctly answer the question "what's new?" or the question "how much do you hate the romans?" is automatically added unless he or she fits into one of the above listed categories.
finally, by popular demand i have been asked to remove "republicans" from the list of "no" categories. however, george bush, junior or senior, can rest assure that he will never earn a coveted spot on my friends page. or any spot at all for that matter, coveted or otherwise.
i'll add anyone who seems fun or has something to say, but i'm afraid i will have to exclude all persons who fit into any of the categories in the following list:
conservatives
scenesters
people who constantly quote bright eyes lyrics (or ever, really)
annoying vegans/vegetarians (the non-annoying ones are okay)
anyone who embraces the "zero-carb diet"
possessors of lawn ornaments
admirers of thomas kinkade
people who put the ice cube tray back in the freezer with only two or fewer goddamn ice cubes left
people who would look at my scrubs and ask any of the following questions:
"is your dad a doctor?"
"is your mom a nurse?"
"wow! are those real hospital laundry or did you get them at abercrombie or something?"
anyone who has a vanity plate on his or her vehicle
people who pronounce the word "guillotine" as "gill-a-teen"
anyone who uses the phrase "i hate to break it to ya, hun" without being facetious
everyone who voted for ralph nader
people who think the matrix was deep
people who change the way they spell their names to something annoying such as changing "amy" to "ami"
people who use the f-word in every sentence
fans of creed
anyone who would call me anorexic just because i'm thin
white guys who wear fubu
people who think cheer-leading is a sport
oh yeah, and homophobic people, racists, sexists, misogynists, mean people, bigots bla bla bla bla bla
lastly, anyone who can correctly answer the question "what's new?" or the question "how much do you hate the romans?" is automatically added unless he or she fits into one of the above listed categories.
finally, by popular demand i have been asked to remove "republicans" from the list of "no" categories. however, george bush, junior or senior, can rest assure that he will never earn a coveted spot on my friends page. or any spot at all for that matter, coveted or otherwise.