Realization: My mom's sense of humor is more fucked up than mine.
I know I've been bad about posting, but this was something I just had to share.
The players:
Ruth - my lesbian coworker
Mike - my boyfriend
My mom
The background:
Mom and Ruth and I went to lunch once last summer, and mom and Ruth really hit it off. Ruth commented that she thought my mom was hot. Mom was excited that Ruth was going to meet Mike, and wanted to know her opinion of him. Last night, Mike and I and my parents went to dinner at Chili's to celebrate my dad's new job.
Me: Oh, by the way Mom, Ruth said she really liked Mike.
Mom: Great!
Mike: What?
Me: Oh, mom was interested in hearing how Ruth liked you. I think Ruth has a crush on my mom. So basically, Ruth really likes you and I think she has a little crush on my mom.
Mom (completely straight-faced): If Ruth likes Mike and I so much, maybe we should have a threesome.
Mike and I: *blink blink*
Yeah, that's my mom. Putting the mental image of her, my boyfriend and my coworker having a threesome in my head.
Check please.
The players:
Ruth - my lesbian coworker
Mike - my boyfriend
My mom
The background:
Mom and Ruth and I went to lunch once last summer, and mom and Ruth really hit it off. Ruth commented that she thought my mom was hot. Mom was excited that Ruth was going to meet Mike, and wanted to know her opinion of him. Last night, Mike and I and my parents went to dinner at Chili's to celebrate my dad's new job.
Me: Oh, by the way Mom, Ruth said she really liked Mike.
Mom: Great!
Mike: What?
Me: Oh, mom was interested in hearing how Ruth liked you. I think Ruth has a crush on my mom. So basically, Ruth really likes you and I think she has a little crush on my mom.
Mom (completely straight-faced): If Ruth likes Mike and I so much, maybe we should have a threesome.
Mike and I: *blink blink*
Yeah, that's my mom. Putting the mental image of her, my boyfriend and my coworker having a threesome in my head.
Check please.