Why I Love My Partner
1) (upon waking): "I was having crazy dreams. I was running for some kind of...political office? And my supporters were all women. And Transformers. And there was beer."
2) The cat was being obnoxious (stepping on my laptop and making it go crazy) and he instructed me not to kick her off the chair because it would hurt her feelings.
2) The cat was being obnoxious (stepping on my laptop and making it go crazy) and he instructed me not to kick her off the chair because it would hurt her feelings.