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[becomeanwarrior]

Alright, which one of you jerks beat me to making a video game!

I know it was one of you! Speak now or I'll get it out of you some other way, I swear!

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[becomeanwarrior]

You've been developing a video game behind my back, haven't you!?

No one else would've made this game!

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay.

Did you or did you not contact Atlus and pitch the idea of Catherine.

[becomeanwarrior]

YOUR FACE REEKS OF DECEIT!

Also that's not very convincing at all. You could've totally made this game with your eyes closed.

[becomeanwarrior]

Liar. I bet you even bought the "Love is Over" edition!

It's not paranoia! That game is so our lives it hurts!

[becomeanwarrior]

A-ha!

...Why are you watching preying mantises.

[becomeanwarrior]

Howso.

[becomeanwarrior]

That's outlandish. People who say insects are the strongest don't take into account the whole mass and density thing. An any can lift a hundred times his weight, but what's a hundred times... what, -maybe- an eight of an ounce, if that? Not to mention you'd have to factor in the Square-Cube Law.

Why can't I call myself Cockroach.

[becomeanwarrior]

I did that once. I don't anymore because it's stupid and dumb and everyone looked at me funny.