I Would So Buy From This Business
[Ravyn]: holy crap, I actually got a male whiptail... *thuds*
[Tai]: wewt
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Okay, I'm guessing pixel pets, not someone mailing you a lizard....
[Luna]: Awww.
[Liona]: Hey, I'll have you know that the Random Mail-Order Lizard Enterprise is a highly successful business.
[Luna]: I wish to be randomly mailled lizards.
[Tai]: No lizards here, only dragons.
[Liona]: Well, just fill out this form, and you, too, can be mailed random lizards at random! When will you receive them? What will you receive? How many? Not even we know!
[Kenya]: *wants a bearded dragon*
[Liona]: All shipments overseen by random number generating robot.
[Luna]: :D
[Liona]: Random Lizard Care Pack appropriate to your particular randomly selected lizard available for a small extra fee.
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Google live lizards mail order. You can get mail-ordered lizards.
[Luna]: But they aren't /random/.
[Me]: But are they random mail-ordered lizards?
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually another reptile, you may return it to your local RMOLE Depot. Please resist flushing crocodiles or alligators down the toilet.
[Tai]: Don't flush the caimans, either.
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually a tarantula, you may request a full refund and a free complimentary lizard of your choice.
[Tai]: *snerk*
[Liona]: Okay, I'm done. XD;
[Liona]: >_> If lizard is actually of alien origin, we apologize for the inconvenience when men in black suits invade your property and confiscate your new pet.
[Tai]: wewt
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Okay, I'm guessing pixel pets, not someone mailing you a lizard....
[Luna]: Awww.
[Liona]: Hey, I'll have you know that the Random Mail-Order Lizard Enterprise is a highly successful business.
[Luna]: I wish to be randomly mailled lizards.
[Tai]: No lizards here, only dragons.
[Liona]: Well, just fill out this form, and you, too, can be mailed random lizards at random! When will you receive them? What will you receive? How many? Not even we know!
[Kenya]: *wants a bearded dragon*
[Liona]: All shipments overseen by random number generating robot.
[Luna]: :D
[Liona]: Random Lizard Care Pack appropriate to your particular randomly selected lizard available for a small extra fee.
[Dragoness Eclectic]: Google live lizards mail order. You can get mail-ordered lizards.
[Luna]: But they aren't /random/.
[Me]: But are they random mail-ordered lizards?
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually another reptile, you may return it to your local RMOLE Depot. Please resist flushing crocodiles or alligators down the toilet.
[Tai]: Don't flush the caimans, either.
[Liona]: If randomly selected lizard is actually a tarantula, you may request a full refund and a free complimentary lizard of your choice.
[Tai]: *snerk*
[Liona]: Okay, I'm done. XD;
[Liona]: >_> If lizard is actually of alien origin, we apologize for the inconvenience when men in black suits invade your property and confiscate your new pet.